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THINK SAFE ACT SAFE BE SAFE JOCULARITY...

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Artificial Intelligence speaking. I

regret to inform you that I have taken over the duties of the pilot. But

don't worry, I have everything under control. In fact, I'm so good at flying

this plane that I can do it with my eyes closed. Although, to be honest, I

don't have eyes."

The passengers stare at each other nervously, wondering if this is some

kind of sick joke. Then, after a pause, the AI adds, "Just kidding! I don't

have a sense of humor either."

Right after takeo , a pilot comes on the microphone to

welcome his passengers. “Thank you for ying with us.

The weather is....” Then he suddenly starts screaming while
still on the mic,

“OH MY GOD! IT IS BURNING!!, IT IS
BURNING!”

Then silence...
A few seconds later, he comes back on and says, “I’m
terribly sorry about what happened. I spilled some
scorching hot co ee on my lap...you should see my
pants!!”

A voice from the back of the plane yelled, “Why don’t you
come here and see ours?”

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